Uh Oh. Lock yer doors. And get out the duct tape and plastic.

World Net Daily's Paul L. Williams sez that mean old boogeyman Zarqawi is gonna getcha -- again.

Joseph Farah (that Farah Fawcett Airhead of the Internet) sez it's true.

In a story (and I do mean story) "Is 'American Hiroshima' set for this month?" Williams tries to crank up the fear and loathing index one more notch, writing "The next terrorist attack on the United States – a 'nuclear hell storm planned for seven major cities – is set to occur this month."

And how does he know? Because "al Qaeda" (but not Jesus)told him so "in a communiqué to Osama bin Laden" from "Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the top al-Qaida lieutenant in Iraq, mentions the 'Great Ramadan Offensive that will create a 'fateful confrontation with the United States and Israel.

By the way, the so-called "communique, dated May 30, was intercepted by CIA officials and remains on the Global Information System database that is accessible only to government officials with high-security clearance.