(PHOTO: Michael 'You Got The Money? I'll Whore For You' Fumento)

Armstrong Williams, eat your heart out.

Your payday from the Corporate/Government Cartel is nothing compared to the Ultimate Media Whore Michael Fumento, whose forte is promoting Corporate Junk Science.

His offshore bank account is undoubtedly stuffed with mega-corporate dollars that will beat you anyday.

Corporate Shill Michael Fumento can't stop lying -- even if he wanted to. He's on the pad. His checks are too large. This media whore can't help it. His offshore account will scream in anguish if he stops writing lies for the corporate-government media.

In his latest screed, Michael Fumento, who is supposed to be a "Senior Fellow" at the notorious right-wing "think tank" called Hudson Institute, writes in the Fraud Street Journal a/k/a Wall Street Journal, that mercury and thimerosal in vaccines are perfectly safe because his mega-corporate masters have paid him to say so.

Fumento, clearly in the back pocket of Big Pharma, is doing what he's paid to do -- obfuscate the issues and shill for Mega-Corporations as a One-Stop One-Man Corpo-Flack.