Ding-dong, the perp is dead (alleged, that is), since Bob Hope will not be tried in a court of law on earth.

Despite the nearly universal idolatry of the so-called “legendary comedian,” there was evidently a part of Bob Hope’s life that was hidden even from his Hollywood celebrity friends.

According to a book by Brice Taylor called “Thanks for the Memories: The Memoirs of Bob Hope's and Henry Kissinger's Mind-Controlled Sex Slave,” things are definitely not the way they seem.

Hope died July 27, 2003 at the age of 100, while Brice Taylor, one of his alleged victims, remains, by this account, a valiant survivor of trauma-based mind control. Having endured a lifetime of high-tech slavery, her autobiography, published in 1999, documents in stunningly nasty detail her abuse at the hands of celebrity perps like Bob Hope, Henry Kissinger, and many others.

"What most of you have not been allowed to know is that years ago, at the outset of the Cold War, permission was given to a hidden group of so-called 'professionals and leaders' to experiment on the unsuspecting American populace in an effort to further a variety of advanced technology," writes Taylor.