It was the year 2001 and I attended an exclusive party in Hollywood, located high up in one of the most secluded parts of the Hollywood Hills and Hollywood Canyons. I have no idea how I was invited or why this Hollywood Big Wig was able to find out that I was related to a sitcom actress, who worked at another studio and track down my cell phone number but he did. I was excited and like Hell Yeah, I wanna go to the gathering but Hollywood Hills has unnamed dirt roads, it was like rural Louisiana, where one had to simply know their way because there is simply no system or Thomas Guide Maps that can ever really navigate one through Hollywood Hills but the Hollywood Big Wig said that he would send a car to pick me up.

So I arrived at this gate in Hollywood Hills, got out the back seat of the car and jumped into yet another car just to get to this home. It was a typical Hollywood Hills home and had the usual tri-level split step design of floor stories and of course, all Hollywood Hills Homes have lemon trees around the property.